Drop your handle.
Before you blame the algorithm.
Is it actually free?
Yes. No Meadow account, TikTok connection, or credit card is required. There is a short request limit to keep the tool available for everyone.
What does it look at?
TikTok’s public profile embed supplies a bio and a sample of up to 10 recent post captions. The walkthrough shows each post’s public preview and caption. The score checks the captions for repeated text, engagement bait, sales instructions, hashtag-only text, and missing context. It does not watch the videos, listen to audio, or read text inside a video.
How is the score calculated?
Each available caption is labeled NOT SLOP (Strong), MID (Thin), or SLOP (Filler). SLOP counts as 1, MID as ½, and NOT SLOP as 0. The meter adds up the revealed captions and divides by the number scored. The final percentage includes the full sample. Empty captions are unscored. These are simple editorial checks, not a scientific quality rating or an AI-content detector.
Why might a great video get roasted?
A great visual can have a weak caption. This tool can only judge the text TikTok makes available, so jokes, language, and context can be missed. Use the notes as prompts to improve your next caption, not as a verdict on the creator.
Can I roast any profile?
Only profiles TikTok makes publicly embeddable, with at least three readable captions. Private, restricted, unavailable, or very new profiles may not work. We show an explanation instead of inventing a score.
What happens to the data?
Public results may be cached for one hour. Cloudflare processes the public caption text to generate the optional AI punchline; the score itself comes from the displayed checks. No TikTok password is requested and nothing is posted. Copying or sharing a result is always your choice.